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Blog Tour: The Island King – Gina Giordano

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He once destroyed everything she loved. Now, only he can save her from ruin. Can she forgive, and even love, her enemy?

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The Island King

Publication Date: June 7, 2024

Genre: Dark Gothic Romance/ Dark Historical Romance

🌺Dark History
🌺Fierce FMC
🌺Adventure
🌺Forbidden Love
🌺Cliffhanger Ending
🌺Exotic Setting
🌺African Spirituality
🌺Marriage of Convenience
🌺Enemies to Lovers
🌺Touch Her & 💀
🌺He Falls First
🌺Found Family
🌺F0rced Pr0ximity
🌺Ghostly Interruptions
🌺Love Triangle
🌺Political Corruption
🌺Mysteries & Secrets
🌺Thick Tension

In this dark, immersive tale, the author of STRANGE EDEN returns to colonial Nassau to continue the story of Eliza Sharpe’s volatile marriage to Charles Sharpe.

1792: In the aftermath of her lover Jean’s death, Eliza harbors a secret that threatens to make her fraught situation even worse. She is carrying his child. But when the clairvoyant slave Cleo comes to her aid, the solution holds devastating consequences.

Charles, meanwhile, is engaged in his own secret dealings. When he reveals his plans to Eliza, she is forced to do the unthinkable: to reframe the man she’s viewed for so long as an enemy, into an ally, perhaps even a friend.

Perhaps more.

Events directed by Lord Dunmore’s insatiable greed threaten to destroy their shaky reconciliation. Clandestine political meetings emerge as the other colonists seek an end to the corruption on the island, and they turn to Charles for leadership. But the governor of the Bahamas wants him dead, and he’s hired the perfect man for the deed.

Can Eliza forgive the man she once viewed as a monster? Or has the desperation and darkness that lurks within the walls of Pleasant Hall finally driven her to madness?

TW: Suicidal ideation & attempted suicide

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About the Author

Gina Giordano always had an insatiable curiosity and a penchant for history. Born in New York City, she is a writer, artist, and a conjurer of the past. She holds a BA in history and a master’s degree in historical fiction from New York University, and has traveled to over fifty countries across the globe. When she is not climbing ancient ruins or exploring forgotten palaces, she enjoys swimming with sharks in remote pristine waters. STRANGE EDEN is her debut novel.

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Blog Tour: Unholy Bonds – Maya Raine

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Congratulations to author Maya Raine on her new dark, romantic suspense novel! This one is an especially dark romance so please read over the content warnings carefully!

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Unholy Bonds (Hunters and Preys Duet Book 1)

Publication Date: July 10, 2024

Genre: Romantic Suspense/ Dark Romance

🕸️ Medical Examiner FMC/ Serial unaliver
🩷 Investigative journalist MMC/ Serial unaliver
🕸️ Unhinged, insane
🩷 Insta lust/obsession to more
🕸️ Touch Him/ Her and you f*cking die
🩷 Murder and gore
🕸️ Twisted games
🩷She st@lks first / he falls first
🕸️ Slow burn to SPICY 🔥
🩷 D*rty talk by both FMC and MMC
🕸️ She makes him speechless as often as he makes her c*m.
🩷 Bad-ass, unapologetic FMC who takes what she wants
🕸️ Morally black characters

Three serial killers connected by an unholy thread, tangled in a twisted chase for revenge and blood. In this game of hunters, who will become the ultimate prey?

He is every sin she wants to commit.

Yara West spends her day as a Medical Examiner. At nights, she dons the mask of a twisted killer to satiate the demons in her head. While chasing a target to a local Irish pub, she meets a mysterious stranger chasing his own darkness. Intrigued, she stalks him to an abandoned building and becomes a part of his harrowing secret.

She is the absolution from all his sins.

Ryden Sinclair has seen wickedness all his life. Disappointed by the justice system, he carves his own judgement. When an impulsive kill goes sideways, he finds himself at the mercy of a woman who is but a ghost. In a chase to unmask this woman, he meets the one person who can rip his existence into pieces, not knowing the demons she harbors in her soul.

Their obsession and need for each other twist into something deranged until they can’t help but succumb to their needs. They will play their twisted games, commit the sins, and ask for forgiveness later. But… What they don’t know is…

Someone else is playing this game along with them.

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About the Author

Maya is a fantasy and dark romance author who loves multi-dimensional, morally questionable characters, mystery, complex world building, lores, myth and magic, and of course, murder, enemies-to-lovers and slow burn to burn the world down spice/smut.

MAYA RAINE

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Blog Tour: The Shadows of the Kingdom – Jen Bilton

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To celebrate the June release, we are touring The Shadows of the Kingdom by Jen Bliton!

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The Shadows of the Kingdom (The Light in the Shadows)

Publication Date: June 25, 2024

Genre: YA Fantasy Romance

💀Ancient evil
💀 Relationship struggles
💀 new monsters
💀 Undertaking quests
💀 Kingdom politics
💀 History revelations

After defeating the evil behind the attacks on the southern lands of Caldumn, Wren and Tyran begin to settle into their new life that begs to be calm… or so they thought.

With so many questions left unanswered about the Red Kingdom’s threat, and what they’ll now do after they withstood Rhonin’s advance, they receive a letter from a mysterious magic kind that kept themselves in the shadows with a warning of the Red Kingdom’s motives.

Now the threat won’t just be to the towns, but their world as they know it. Wren and Tyran begin the journey to stop the Red Kingdom at all costs. Faced with conflicting beliefs as to what they should do, their relationship is tested in more ways than they can imagine:

Embrace the shadows or choose a path of light.

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About the Author

Jennifer lives in Southern California with her husband, tiny human, and five cats.

Coming from a background in Content Creation, she and her husband livestream gaming content on Twitch and gaming content on YouTube, where you can find her playing World of Warcraft, and Diablo IV. She loves being out in her garden and tries her best to grow various fruits and veggies throughout the year among any flowers, bulbs, or roots she can get her hands on.

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Cover Reveal: A Scottish Island Summer – Julie Shackman

A Scottish Island Summer

When ambitious city girl, Darcie Freeman is sent to the Isle of Skye to conduct research for a travel guide, she’s horrified. The prospect of having to travel to a remote island in the Scottish Highlands leaves her wondering what she’ll do.

Step in Logan Burns. Gorgeous and adventurous, he lives and breathes the island, and along with his sister Iona, who owns a rather haphazard PR company, they’re going to show Darcie everything she needs to know about Skye.

As Darcie swaps her designer shoes for her walking boots and her faux fur jacket for her raincoat, will she learn there’s more to life than the picture-perfect presence she shares on social media, or will it be the case that Skye is the limit…

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Publication Date: 30th January 2025

Julie Shackman is a former journalist from Scotland, who has always wanted to write feel-good romance. As well as being an author, Julie also writes verses and captions for greetings card companies. Julie admits to having an obsession with stationery and handbags. She is married, has two sons and adopted a Romanian rescue puppy, Cooper. A Scottish Island Summer is Julie’s twelfth novel.

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Cover Reveal: Empire of Shadows 1898 Edition – Jacquelyn Benson

Feast your eyes on the exclusive new cover art for Empire of Shadows: The 1898 Edition, coming soon to Kickstarter!
This luxuriously nerdy 19th-century inspired special edition of the hit historial fantasy adventure

features:

  • new original cover in gold and black foil on a green mercerized cotton binding
  • Victorian-style black and white frontspiece illustration by @atalienart
  • deckled edges
  • sewn binding with green and gold colored endbands
  • new historically-inspired layout
  • optional gold foiled slipcase
    It’s everything you need to feel like you just pulled this treasure off the shelves of a cluttered
    back alley vintage bookstore, except for the sneezing.
  • Cover design and illustration by @bookishaveril
  • Launching August 8! Follow the campaign at jacquelynbenson.com/1898

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Blog Tour: One Girl, One Summer – Isabel Ashdown

Dark secrets cast long shadows…

On a peaceful hilltop campsite in the heat of summer, a private plane crash-lands. Several are killed, and many more lives are shattered – including those of the Gale family who own the site. For single parent Cathy Gale, her everyday struggles are eclipsed by the tragedy, as her boy Albie is one of the victims. He hangs onto life, while 18-year-old sister Nell, who was meant to be looking after him, is overcome with guilt.

As DS Ali Samson leads the investigation, locals are scandalised to learn that the amnesiac pilot has plans to stay on in the community. As dark secrets come to light, teenager Nell goes into freefall. What is it she’s so desperate to conceal? And exactly who is the Unknown Pilot?

If you loved HOMECOMING by Isabel Ashdown, return to the beautiful coastal town of Highcap, Dorset, a community hiding many secrets.

With several critically acclaimed novels already to her name, Isabel Ashdown first burst onto the thriller scene in 2017 with her Amazon bestseller LITTLE SISTER. She has since seen two of her thrillers shortlisted in the prestigious Dead Good Reader Awards, and her dark family dramas continue to hook readers across the globe.

My thoughts: set in the same Dorset town as Homecoming, we’re concerned with the opposite end of the community. Rather than the up market enclave of the Starlings, we’re with a family that’s been in the town for many years, the Gales run the Golden Rabbit campsite and caravan park, but they’re far from a happy family. 

When a small aeroplane falls out of the sky onto the campsite, it changes everything. The youngest member of the family Albie is injured and the after effects cause family secrets and feuds to surface. 

Another shocking crime is also under investigation by the local police – one that puts the spotlight on Nell Gale. DS Ali Samson (who I really like) is on both cases, and handles things very sensitively, Nell is fragile, the situation with her family and what has happened to her have caused damage and she’s not coping well.

I felt a lot of empathy with the Gale family (and not just because my Nan’s family name was Gale), it can be difficult mixing work and family together, and the uneven way Cathy and Elliot were given their share of responsibilities has caused a lot of tension.

But happiness is in sight, if only they can resolve their differences and come together, perhaps their house guest – the Unknown Pilot – can perhaps help? 

Another clever and compelling read from a terrific writer, this blogathon is really fun, as this series of intelligent crime thrillers is extremely enjoyable and well written.

*I was kindly gifted a copy of this book in exchange for taking part in this blog tour, but all opinions remain my own.

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Blog Tour: A Love Letter to Paris – Rebecca Raisin


Late at night when I wander the streets of Paris, my thoughts turn to her… How do I tell her how I feel? Perhaps, I need to show her…

The pretty little streets of Montmartre are abuzz with a rumour. Apparently a mystery matchmaker, known only as ‘Paris Cupid’, has somehow helped the city’s most famous bachelor find love.
But old-fashioned romantic Lilou is staying very quiet. She’d just wanted to set up her best friend, and to get on with her life selling whimsical old love letters, in Paris’s famous St. Ouen market.
She hadn’t imagined her little Paris Cupid project could ever have attracted so many people looking for true, heartfelt romance. Though the truth is that Lilou adores helping people find the right person. Even if her own love life is nothing short of disastrous.

But then a message arrives. And it’s just for her. Someone is in love with her. Someone who knows her secret. But they’re keeping their own identity secret too… Could it be from cheerful, talkative,
flame-haired Felix? Or quiet, beautifully handsome Benoit? Or even Pascale – who drives Lilou mad every day?
After so long of helping others find their soulmate, is it time for Lilou to find love of her own in Paris herself?

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Rebecca Raisin writes heartwarming romance from her home in sunny Perth, Australia. Her heroines tend to be on the quirky side and her books are usually set in exotic locations so her readers can
armchair travel any day of the week. The only downfall about writing about gorgeous heroes who have brains as well as brawn, is falling in love with them – just as well they’re fictional. Rebecca aims
to write characters you can see yourself being friends with. People with big hearts who care about relationships and believe in true, once in a lifetime love. Her bestselling novel Rosie’s Travelling Tea
Shop has been optioned for film with MRC studios and Frolic Media.

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My thoughts: this was a delightful story about love, finding it in the last person you expected and about helping others find love.

Lilou sells old diaries, letters and books from her stall in one of Paris’ famous flea markets, giving new life to old things. She loves romance and wants to help others find it, even if her own love life has been a bit disastrous. Secretly she sets up Paris Cupid, a matchmaking website that connects you to your potential soulmate and then you write love letters to one another before agreeing to meet. Old fashioned romance for the 21st Century.

When a famous actor gets matched and then talks about how he found his fiancèe, in every interview he gives, word is out and Paris Cupid is overwhelmed with lonely hearts. And now they’re wondering who the anonymous matchmaker is. What can Lilou do?

Meanwhile she’s being sent love letters of her own, but who is her secret admirer? Is it Felix, with his printing press, or Benoit with his beautiful calligraphy? Or is perhaps grumpy scowling Pascale who sells vintage typewriters across the way?

A charming, whimsical romance story set in beautiful Montmartre in Paris. There’s even a pair of loved up feral cats as well. So cute.

*I was kindly gifted a copy of this book in exchange for taking part in this blog tour, but all opinions remain my own.

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Blog Tour: The Beaver Theory – Antti Tuomainen, translated by David Hackston

To celebrate the paperback publication of the very funny The Beaver Theory, I am re-sharing my review from the hardback tour. If you’d like a copy, head over to Orenda Books.

Henri Koskinen, intrepid insurance mathematician and adventure-park entrepreneur, firmly believes in the power of common sense and order. That is until he moves in with painter Laura Helanto and her daughter…

As Henri realises he has inadvertently become part of a group of local dads, a competing adventure park is seeking to expand their operations, not always sticking to the law in the process…

Is it possible to combine the increasingly dangerous world of the adventure-park business with the unpredictability of life in a blended family? At first glance, the two appear to have only one thing in common: neither deals particularly well with a mounting body count.

In order to solve this seemingly impossible conundrum, Henri is forced to step far beyond the mathematical precision of his comfort zone … and the stakes have never been higher…

Warmly funny, quirky, touching, and a nail-biting triumph of a thriller, The Beaver Theory is the final instalment in the award-winning Rabbit Factor Trilogy, as Henri encounters the biggest challenge of his career, with hair-raising results…

Finnish Antti Tuomainen was an award-winning copywriter when we made his literary debut in 2007 as a suspense author. In 2011, Tuomainen’s third novel, The Healer, was awarded the Clue Award for Best Finnish Crime Novel and was shortlisted for the Glass Key Award. In 2013, the Finnish press crowned Tuomainen the ‘King of Helsinki Noir’ when Dark as My Heart was published. With a piercing and evocative style, Tuomainen was one of the first to challenge the Scandinavian crime-genre formula,and his poignant, dark and hilarious The Man Who Died became an international bestseller, shortlisting for the Petrona and Last Laugh Awards. Palm BeachFinland (2018) was an immense success, with The Times calling Tuomainen ‘the funniest writer in Europe’, and Little Siberia (2019) was shortlisted for the Capital Crime/Amazon Publishing Readers Awards, the Last Laugh Award and the CWA International Dagger, and won the Petrona Award for Best Scandinavian Crime Novel. The Rabbit Factor, the prequel to The Moose Paradox, will soon be a major motion picture starring Steve Carell for Amazon Studios.

My thoughts: we return, for the final time, to the crazy world of adventure theme parks and Henri, the actuary who often seems to wind up solving crimes, instead of his actual job at YouMeFun.

Now living with girlfriend Laura and her daughter, you might think joining the dads club at the school and settling into domesticity, would mean less crime solving and fewer murders. But no, Henri’s ne rivals are a bunch of gangsters, who are attracting all the customers with free entry and free food, but Henri can’t see them lasting long in business. And then the owner is murdered. Which brings the cops to his door, again.

So, in between reassuring his staff and baking cakes to fundraise for the school trip to Paris, Henri sets out to solve a murder, or several, find out what the two dodgy cops are up to, and what this all has to do with horses, before he gets arrested or killed.

Written (and translated) with great wit, this delightfully funny black comedy of theme park shenanigans and espionage, is a wonderful high note for the highly entertaining trilogy to end up. Henri’s life is settled and happy, his crack team at the park are more committed than ever and things just might, finally, be ok.

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Cover Reveal: The Other People – C.B. Everett

Forget what you think you know.

Ten strangers.

An old dark house.

A killer picking them off one by one.

And a missing girl who’s running out of time…

Ten strangers wake up inside an old, locked house. They have no recollection of how they got there.

In order to escape, they have to solve the disappearance of a young woman.

But a killer also stalks the halls of the house and soon the body count starts to rise.

Who are these strangers? Why were they chosen? Why would someone want to kill them?

And who – or what – is the Beast in the Cellar?Because while you can trust yourself, can you really trust THE OTHER PEOPLE?

The Other People is available to pre-order now.

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Blog Tour: Cul-de-sac – Liz Crowe

Welcome to Connelly Court. A secluded, old money neighborhood, harboring a web of desires and deceit behind pristine facades and manicured lawns, where the lives of a group of neighbors, bound by their shared secrets and unconventional lifestyle, are about to unravel.

Michael and Amelia Ross move into their dream home, and get drawn into the seductive allure. But their house once belonged to a family whose lives were seemingly ruined by their participation, which leads Amelia to question everything about her new-found friends. Suspicions run rampant as the close-knit group turns on each other. Lies, betrayals, and hidden agendas are revealed, ripping apart the fabric that once bound the group together.

“Cul-de-Sac” is a dark tale of marriage, friendship, desire, and betrayal, where nothing is as it seems, and the truth may be more shocking than anyone could have imagined. Discover the twisted secrets of Connelly Court in this chilling domestic suspense novel that will leave you questioning just how well you truly know—or should know—your neighbors.

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Liz Crowe is a Kentucky native and graduate of the University of Louisville living in South Carolina. She’s spent her time as a three-continent expat trailing spouse, mom of three, real estate agent, brewery owner and bar manager, and is currently a digital marketing and fundraising consultant, in addition to being an award-winning author.

The Liz Crowe backlist has something for any reader seeking complex storylines with humor and complete casts of characters that will delight and linger in the imagination long after the book is finished.

Her favorite things to do when she’s not scrolling social media for cute animal videos is walk her dogs, cuddle her cats, and watch her favorite sports teams while scrolling social media for cute animal videos.

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My first domestic thriller/suspense is out and one question I get asked a fair bit is about my genre switch. I have 30+ romance novels published, everything from first person rom coms to seriously steamy contemporaries. I’ve been writing these since 2008, with my first one published in 2011. I’m actually currently working on a new romcom, something of a Ted Lasso style, sports-based, fish-out-of-water story that I will release as a collaboration with some fun products in Summer, 2025.

So, why the switch?

Well, in my experience, writing romance novels is the ultimate primer in writing about relationships, with an in-depth point of view (POV). What I found as I continued to write and be published in this genre is that I LOVED exploring relationships—of all sorts—not just the romantic ones. Of course, those were the focus of the book(s) but a quick look at my backlist (and reviews) will show you that I love nothing more than a juicy side character who’s begging me for his or her full story. I relish exploring all the relationship dynamics in my books: the main characters don’t live in a vacuum, after all. They have family, friends, and work colleagues. They interact with them in different ways. And digging into those relationships is my favorite part of writing novels.

This book is a suspense novel, so it’s by definition “plot driven” instead of character driven. But because I am who I am as a creative person, I let the characters lead. The plot is deceptively simple. New neighbors move into a nice house they didn’t think they could afford. They have their own, unique, dynamic. They are introduced to the other four families living there, and learn that the house they bought was home to a man who died. It happens. But the reason he died is slowly spun out over the course of the novel by….you guessed it, the characters and their let’s call it “special relationship” they have with each other.

I had such a blast writing this book. It was a giant web of relationships, all intertwined in ways that are intimate, and yet not at the same time. Each couple has issues it’s dealing with that are different from the rest, but at the end of the day, they all took part in something….not great with regard to the Dead Guy. 

I’ve decided that while I will definitely not stop writing romances, I’m going to continue to explore how my fascination with close, interpersonal relationships will drive other types of stories. I’m looking forward to where this will lead me. And I certainly hope you get a chance to enjoy Cul-de-Sac and the naughty neighbors of Connelly Court soon!


On writing:

In your book Cul-de-Sac, you imply that polyamorous relationships are unsustainable. Why is that? 

In my research for this book and its complicated set of relationships, I read a lot about how humans are supposedly, somehow, wired for non-monogamy—that polyamory is more in keeping with how our biology would demand of us. I get that on a certain level. But it was more fun to me to explore how certain types of people might think they wanted that lifestyle, but how after these people explored it and satisfied their curiosity about it, the also-very-human condition of jealousy would begin to overtake them.

What is a favorite compliment you have received on your writing?

From my romance-heavy backlist I was told a lot that my characters were so “real,” and sometimes even “too real,” and I always took that as a compliment. For this book I hoped to show five different couples on five different journeys who happened to collide in a certain way and who all learned different lessons from the experience. And the reviews I’m getting are gratifying when it comes to the realism of my characters and their reactions to certain situations. Oh, and I’m super stoked that pretty much no one guessed the ending of this book!

There are many domestic suspense books out there….What makes yours different?

Oh wow, that’s a hard truth, isn’t it?! 

I think that Cul-de-Sac blends a ton of what I learned from my last decade plus as a romance author about human relationships, along with my desire to throw serious, real-life roadblock at characters and show how they work themselves out of them (or not, as the case may be). I adore writing romances because relationships are what drive stories for me but what’s different about this, as a “domestic suspense” is that there are a whole BUNCH of relationships all intertwined and one of the characters involved ends up dead—so everyone is either finger pointing or soul-searching until the true reason is revealed. It’s a character study, with a murder at its core. And a real twist for an ending!

Which was the hardest character to write? The easiest?

I had a blast with all of these characters. There are five different couples all with different sets of motivations and drivers. I made every attempt to get deep into every single character’s POV at least once to show how or why they might be the reason that one of them died—and not by suicide as it’s explained away at first. Because I could create more than one, I really was able to show different types of marriages/origin stories and their different paths that brought them to the complicated relationship they all share.

What is your next project?

I believe that I’ve reached the point in my career where I’m going to be a lot more choosier and careful about the projects that I commit to. I’ve had years where I’ve written and published a book a month (I don’t necessarily recommend this but I did learn a lot by doing it), and I’ve gone a year or two without a focused project. I’m settling into a groove and have my next 3 years’ worth of books planned. Next year, it’s a rom com that has turned into an exciting collaboration with some brands in Louisville, KY, a place where I lived many years and attended college and that holds a special place in my heart. It’s a “Ted Lasso” inspired story about a fictional pro football team, that combines fun aspects of a “Ted and Rebecca” dynamic but includes real locations and products, and an attempt to keep a lagging sports brand above the surface using gimmicks and stuff that actually become viral sensations. I plan to release this book in late June 2025.

My next THRILLER will be released in 2026!

How long have you been writing?

I didn’t start writing fiction until about 2008, and my first book (such as it was and you should be thankful you weren’t subject to it, lol) was published in 2010. I have always been a reader, and my family likes to remind me that even when I was forced to weed a garden as a teenager I had a book with me. 

On rituals:

Do you write every day?

If I’m deep into a project, I do. I used to let myself get drawn in too deep so that other aspects of my life suffered. I’m better about that now, and when I’ve gotten other work done I’ll look at the clock and say “now, write for an hour” or two or whatever so I know it’s healthy to take breaks. There is so much to being an indie author, you really have to give yourself the grace to spend some days on promotions or other tasks and not berate your inner muse too hard!

Is there a specific ritualistic thing you do during your writing time?

LOL I eat. And by “eat” I mean I stick food in my mouth and then am surprised/shocked when I come up for air and see that I’m surrounded by empty chip bags or whatever. I’ve never been able to break myself of that, unfortunately so now I try** to only keep boring stuff like grapes, carrot sticks or blueberries around. I still sort of blind eat while I’m writing but at least it’s a little bit healthier.

**not always successfully

Fun Stuff:

Favorite travel spot?

I am lucky in that I got to live overseas for several years, in 3 distinctly different and amazing countries (Memoir is on the horizon!). Because of that, I have to say that Turkey is definitely up there. We lived in Istanbul for 2 years and tried to use our time there to be tourists on occasion. Being an expat does not equal non-stop tourism but we tried to take advantage of our various locations to see places we would not otherwise get to. And because of this, I’d say my favorite place is a resort on the coast of Turkey where the Aegean and the Mediterranean seas meet. It was a family-oriented place since we had 3 small children but we hope to get back there in the next year or two to enjoy it sans kiddos.

What’s the funniest thing that ever happened to you? The scariest? The strangest? 

Ok, another Turkey story because my experience getting arrested by the Turkish Gendarme during my last week living there would fill all three of these categories….It was a mix up but it was funny (later), scary and strange all at once.

What TV series are you currently binge watching?

I am on my fourth rewatch of Ted Lasso, but the newest one I’m watching is based on a book I read years ago by Blake Crouch called Dark Matter. I am looking forward to The Bear, season three!

What song is currently playing on a loop in your head?

I’m more than a tad obsessed with Eminem’s new songs and can totes identify with all the TikToks showing us Gen Z-ers being all “yeah we told you he was the bomb.” Also, since I watched him perform during the celebration of the reopening of Central Station in Detroit (I lived in SE Mich for 18 years, longer than I’ve lived anywhere), I’ve got his new song that samples Steve Miller Band’s Abracadabra on a loop in my head, in a good way.

Tell us about your longest friendship.

My longest running friendship is with a woman who was one of my college roommates. She still lives back in Louisville (one of my favorite places in the world), with her family, retired from working at our alma mater, the University of Louisville, and now is an educational business consultant. We travel together, and text each other our NYT puzzle results pretty much every day. She visited us in Turkey and when we lived in England. She’s a total inspiration to me, for a lot of reasons and I treasure our friendship. 

What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done?

I’d also call this the dumbest thing I ever did and that was to abandon my perfectly good career as a real estate agent to help some men open a successful brewery. It was a success, and I am happy to take credit for a lot of that success but it was a mistake to trust them and I regret it. I have mined the heck out of my experience as a woman in the (still very much a) man’s “world” of beer for stories, and I have made some friends I will keep forever thanks to it. It took a lot of guts for me to do it, but it’s one of those things that keeps me up nights because of how gullible I was for trusting them.


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“Are you serious?” Melissa put the final touches on her makeup. It was Labor Day, but real estate recognized very few holidays, and she’d spent too many weeks out of pocket already. There was work to be done. Money to be made. “Hello? Emily? You there?”

“Yes, sorry. I had to…”

But Melissa didn’t hear her. Not really. Most times, she was barely aware of Emily Arya. Emily was that kind of a female—the easily ignored kind. She was a good teacher. Melissa was sure enough of that to have ensured that Danny was in her class this fall. And Melissa admired anyone who actually enjoyed being around little kids all day.

But Emily had said something fairly shocking, so Melissa blinked fast to dry her mascara then picked up the phone and took it back into the bedroom with her so she could find the shoes she wanted for today. Pressing the Bluetooth earpiece farther into her ear canal, she surveyed the footwear options on the long shelf in the walk-in closet Ryan had designed for her. Once she located the wedge sandals with open toes she’d been thinking about, she slipped her feet into them and sat a moment on the leather chair near the bedroom window. “Well? Are you? Serious?”

“As a heart attack. And I’d know.”

Melissa chuckled. Emily could be funny, in her wry, quiet way. “Well, I have to say, I’m surprised. I mean, we all know that Allen isn’t keen on it. He’s obviously intimidated by Michael.”

“Or he’s a racist.”

“Of course he’s a racist. Shit, Ryan’s a racist mick if ever there was one. But he’s pretty keen to have little miss pretty buns in on the fun. You know?”

The was a beat of silence on the other end of the line. Melissa only noticed it when it stretched into a second minute. She was preoccupied, trying to gather all her crap together anyway. She passed by Danny, who was curled up on his usual end of the couch diddling away with his iPad. Of Ryan there was no sign, which irritated her. He knew she had appointments today. He’d said he’d stick around and hang out with Danny.

“Mama, do you have my Lunchables ready for tomorrow?”

Melissa sighed. Danny and his damn Lunchables. But getting mad didn’t help. Besides, in a way, she was pretty damn obsessed with routines herself.

She knew better than to make what was wrong with Danny into something as routine as an exaggeration of her own simple compulsion to have a specific salad with a certain kind of dressing on the side every day at twelve thirty. She’d been warned by enough doctors not to do that. Danny’s issues were deeper, more complex, and required way more patience. It was that, sometimes, her patience was stretched so thin by recalcitrant sellers or buyers with decision-making syndrome she had nothing left.

But there was no excuse to be bitchy this morning. She’d had three weeks of lake vacation, plus a reasonably pleasant return to the cul-de-sac status quo two nights ago.

A smile snuck across her face at the memory. It had been a real free-for-all. Something they’d never actually done in a group, or as a group, or whatever you wanted to call it. She’d enjoyed her time with Allen, as usual, but with the added bonus of Barrett, before she’d turned to find Sai watching from across the room. A shiver snuck down her spine.

Damn, but it had been wild.

And now they were going to add this couple, Amelia and Michael Ross? Really? She’d been ready to say no if it came to some kind of a vote. Then again, it wasn’t a democracy. It was the Janice and Allen Show.

“Emily? I’m gonna have to get to…”

“I don’t know if Sai and I…I mean, we…”

“I know, Emily. I feel that way sometimes, too. I mean, especially after this last…um…experience.”

“Right. It was kind of crazy. I don’t know. I mean, all this stuff with Laura. And you didn’t see Tom in that tub. I did. It was horrible.”

“I can only imagine.” Melissa’s pulse was racing. She needed this conversation to end. Now.

“I think that somehow, what we did, I mean, all those times we…”

Melissa rolled her eyes at the sound of Emily’s voice breaking. “I have to get to work, Emily. But to recap: We’re supposed to take Amelia out to lunch and ask her to, ah, join us in the, um, group?”

“That’s what Janice told me over coffee. She asked me to call you. She had to go do her volunteering. I need to get over to my classroom now, so I’m calling you, but I don’t know who’s calling Cassie.”

Melissa winced. Cassie had been as eager as any of them the other night, jumping right into the fray as it were, her baby bump sticking out like some kind of a bad omen. Of course, all she’d wanted was to mess around with Janice. Which suited everyone else, as a bit of a fluffer foreplay.

“So, we’re on a phone tree now?” Melissa was pissed Janice hadn’t told her first. She and Ryan had formed the original foursome after all. But Janice had something up her ass lately when it came to Allen and her. She needed to get over it. That didn’t stop the immature thrill of female friendship jealousy hitting her brain, making her skin hot all over.

“I guess,” Emily said. “I don’t know anymore, Melissa. The time we took off, those months, it was kind of normalizing.”

“And boring,” Melissa said, sharply. Too sharply. She was sick of her neighbor’s mealymouthed crap right now. Especially since she’d availed herself of Ryan’s talents the other night. Ryan liked her “softness” as he put it. The way she was so “pliant” and “sweet.”

Stop it, Melissa. You’re being childish.

“So, about this lunch…”

“Right. I’m going to call Amelia later today and invite her this coming Sunday to the country club for brunch. Just us girls, you know. Plenty of mimosas, gin and tonics, whatever. The guys are gonna take Michael golfing I think.”

Melissa sighed again. She had her purse on her shoulder. Her leather briefcase was at her feet. She needed to get the hell out of here. To work. To put this behind her. She hadn’t realized how much this past year had been spent normalizing things. Letting go of the things they did together with their neighbors. Things that, on the face of it, were so completely sordid she had them neatly compartmentalized, tucked away in the inner recesses of her brain during the days she woke, rose, fed her son and husband, and went to work making money. A lot of money. While Ryan did the same.

On the other hand, they were all consenting adults. They’d made this arrangement over a lovely steak dinner and too many bottles of expensive Cabernet. They’d consummated it that very night. A night that would go down in Melissa’s memory as the most erotic, amazing, eye-opening experience of her life.

The Franks were the first to arrive. She’d met them, gotten a good feeling about them, introduced them to Janice then closed the deal on the house. Ryan’s company had more or less gutted it and put it back together to Laura’s specifications. Tom Franks was an accountant. They’d moved here when he got hired by a large firm in Detroit. But, after three years, he’d gone out on his own, opened an office in a restored building downtown here. And seemed to be doing very well, considering Laura didn’t work.

It had always struck her and Ryan as odd that they had top-of-the-line new Audis every other year. They went on fancy vacations all over the world with their kids. Laura had had plenty of surgical help to keep herself looking fresh, thanks to Allen’s practice. “I mean, seriously, how much can the guy make doing taxes for the yoga studios and restaurants?” Ryan asked her repeatedly, as if she would know.

They’d taken Tom up on his offer to take a look at their situation, which was triple complicated since Ryan had an LLC and she worked on 100 percent commission. Once he’d figured out what a genius Tom was with tax shelters and whatnot, Ryan had stopped complaining about him. And she’d forgotten about it altogether. As long as she didn’t have to write a big-ass check in April to cover her tax bill, she was fine with whatever Tom and Ryan did with the money.

“Sunday brunch with the neighbor ladies, huh?” Melissa picked up her bag and glanced around, trying to figure out where in the hell Ryan was hiding himself. “All right, fine. I’m in.”

“But what are we going to say to her?”

“Not sure. But I am sure we can follow Janice’s lead. She’s the boss lady in all of this after all.”

“Right. Sure. Okay.”

“You don’t sound too convinced.”

“I’m not. I told you already, Sai and I are probably going to, um, stop. You know.”

“Well, it’s a free country.” Melissa would miss Sai. He had an amazing cock, truly. Even Ryan was impressed by it. They always paired off in the same room and had spent several pleasant hours with the Ayras. The one time she let Ryan play outside of her line of sight in the early days after they’d added the Franks into their mix, she’d been so jealous she’d almost given him a concussion later in a knock-down-drag-out fight that had ended with Ryan in the emergency room, telling the doctor that he’d fallen off the ladder at a job site earlier that day and her in hysterical tears at his bedside while they kept him overnight for observation.

“I haven’t made up my mind yet. Not really. I mean, don’t you ever feel, I don’t know, weird about all of this? Isn’t it kind of…sick and wrong?”

“No, I don’t ever think that, Emily,” she lied. “I really have to go to work.”

“Okay. Sorry.”

Melissa felt guilty within a fraction of a second. “I’m sorry. I don’t mean to snap or cut you off. I’m kind of busy. But I’m so thrilled Danny’s going to be in your classroom this year. He’s a handful. As you already know.”

“I love Danny. He’s a wonderful boy.” The sincerity in Emily’s voice, which had switched into teacher mode, relieved Melissa. She looked over at her son, his nose so close to the screen it lit his face up with a weird, sickly blue glow. “We’re going to be fine.”

“He has his educational plan already set. And gets therapy twice a week.”

“I know. I’m ready for him. I’m really looking forward to it. You’ll see. He’s going to love school this year.”

“God. I hope so. Listen, I’ll call you later, okay?”

“Okay. Thanks.”