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RAF Bentley Priory Museum

My mum and I took a little outing the other day to the beautiful Bentley Priory – formerly the headquarters of RAF Flight Control and where the Battle of Britain was directed from. It was only decommissioned as an RAF facility in 2006.

Growing up in Stanmore opposite the housing for RAF families, where the roads are named for former commanders, I always knew that Bentley Priory was there, while not accessible to the public, and it has a rich history.

Queen Adelaide, Victoria’s aunt, lived there at the end of her life, visited by the Royal couple who were close to her.

The man who established the command at Bentley Priory, Air Chief Marshal Hugh Dowding, who seems to be one of history’s forgotten heroes, was due to retire when he was given the role, he adopted new technology like radar and developments in telephones to improve and design the way the RAF worked. The museum celebrates his role and that of the many men and women (WAAF members worked there) who served and the incredible work they did.

The house itself is beautiful and set in beautiful grounds, including the Italianate Gardens, designed for a previous occupant. Unfortunately, it was raining when we went, so we couldn’t look around the grounds or visit the bunker.

Being slightly off the beaten path as it is, the museum is easy to overlook, but actually easy to get to, it’s on the 142 bus route, the stop is named for the museum, and then you walk down the long drive. There is a little car park, and accessible parking spaces too.

Although the lift was out of order when we visited, the museum is very accessible and the cafe serves a selection of food. It might be worth contacting them if you are concerned about access to see if it’s been repaired.

The volunteers are all very friendly and knowledgeable about the museum’s history. It was quite quiet when we went and at times it felt like we were getting a private tour, which was very nice.

The museum is very child-friendly with activities and even a cosy reading nook for if your little historians need a break. Tucked between Stanmore and Bushey, there’s plenty of places locally to get something to eat to break up your day out. The RAF Museum at Colindale isn’t too far away if you wanted to see the planes the RAF have flown too.  

It’s truly a little gem of a museum and well worth the entry fee to explore a slice of fascinating history. Check out the website for opening times etc.

*all images taken from the Bentley Priory Museum website*

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Writing into the future…

Hello,

No book review here just a little update on what I’m hoping to do with this blog.

I’m planning on applying for my PhD soon, once I get this insane proposal written, it’s got to be almost as long as my thesis will be! Which means a lot of work for me. So I’m going to be less free to read and review books BUT I will still do as much as I can.

Ramblingmads started out as a sort of lifestyle/beauty blog and evolved into a book blog, which is what you seem to enjoy. There will still be reviews and blog tour posts, cover reveals, all of that, just potentially less often.

I will be trying to post more on Instagram as it works well for shorter reviews, life updates etc.

I will also be trying to write at least one longer form piece on Substack on a roughly monthly basis. I’m not currently going to charge for this, but if it gets a bigger following or I write more often, I may change this plan.

If you would like to support my work, which would be incredibly generous and kind and hugely appreciated as I am not currently paid for any of it, then I have both PayPal and Kofi accounts you can use. Or message me for another option. I am always checking my emails so feel free to get in touch.

I’m not currently active on Twitter, although I haven’t deleted my account yet, but it’s so full of adverts and unpleasantness that I don’t really check it much these days. I am on Threads and BlueSky (still getting used to this one) and you can follow me on both if you’d like. The cat pictures will remain mostly on Instagram, he’s a total poser!

I think that’s everything. Hope you’re all doing well.

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Cover Reveal: The Lies That Hide Within – Megan Boley

We’re thrilled to present the cover for the next book in The Darkness Duology, The Lies that Hide Within!

Pre-order your copy for only $0.99 & get book 1, ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—”๐—น๐—น ๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—จ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜ today only!

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The Lies That Hide Within

Expected Publication Date: March 25, 2025

Genre: Dark Dystopian Sci-Fi

  • If Black Widow & Captain America got together…
  • Villain redemption arc
  • Even more steamy slow burn romance than Book 1 (but still a subplot)
  • Only one tent
  • Plot twists that make you go๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  • Feels like an action movie Itโ€™s ๐‘น๐’†๐’”๐’Š๐’…๐’†๐’๐’• ๐‘ฌ๐’—๐’Š๐’ with the found family & humor of ๐’๐’๐’Ž๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’†๐’๐’‚๐’๐’…, the ragtag team & heists of ๐‘ฉ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’š ๐‘ซ๐’“๐’Š๐’—๐’†๐’“, the mind-bending plot twists of ๐‘บ๐’‰๐’–๐’•๐’•๐’†๐’“ ๐‘ฐ๐’”๐’๐’‚๐’๐’…, & the quirky, fast-paced action of ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ๐’”๐’Ž๐’‚๐’: ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฎ๐’๐’๐’…๐’†๐’ ๐‘ช๐’Š๐’“๐’„๐’๐’†.

Penny finally has the one thing sheโ€™s always wantedโ€”her brother, back from the dead.

Problem is, he hates her gutsโ€”and he should, after the tragedy she brought upon him. Voted โ€œmost likely to stab someone in the faceโ€ in high school, making nice was never Pennyโ€™s strong suit. But for her little brother? Sheโ€™d do anything.

Even team up with the ever-present thorn in her side and her brotherโ€™s favorite human being on f*cking planet Earth, Mal, the giant, hulking, infuriating general. And, unfortunately, her general.

Iโ€™d rather punch myself in the face than work with that thunderous oaf.

The Lies That Hide Within is perfect for fans who wonder what it would be like if Black Widow and Captain America ended up togetherโ€ฆBook 2 of The Darkness Duology blends Resident Evil with the humor & found family of Zombieland, action/adventure like Kingsman: The Golden Circle, unlikely allies & heists like Baby Driver, and mind-bending twists like Shutter Island.

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Blog Tour: The Crystalline Crucible – Adam Rowan

If you love action, adventure, and treasure hunting, you’re going to want to read The Cystalline Crucible by Adam Rowan!

The Crystalline Crucible

Publication Date: May 14, 2024

Genre: New Adult/ Action Adventure

Maxwell Jacobs, a neurodivergent 21-year-old with a passion for knights, Tetris and cheese sandwiches, harbours an audacious dream-to become the greatest treasure hunter in England. His chance comes with The Crystalline Crucible, a treasure-hunting contest promising untold wealth and answers to the world’s biggest secrets. However, Max’s mission gets off to a rocky start when he’s arrested for breaking into a museum in search of a clue. His fear of leaving his hometown, Stapleford, his cynical best friend, Rosie Shaw, and his clumsy, awkward nature only serve to complicate things further. Overall, his prospects seem dim. That is, until Max crosses paths with Khalil Ahmed, a former criminal seeking redemption and quick cash. Despite their differences, their shared desperation draws them into The Crystalline Crucible. Together, they’ll decipher cryptic clues and embark on an epic nationwide adventure, with high stakes and a singular goal: to find treasure!

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Jerwood Compton Poetry Fellows 2020/21 announced

Three of the UKโ€™s most exciting poets Romalyn Ante, Dzifa Benson, and Jamie Hale have been selected as the Jerwood Compton Poetry Fellows for 2020/21.

Each poet receives ยฃ15,000 and is given a year of critical support and mentoring. Turning the idea of an arts prize on its head, the Jerwood Compton Poetry Fellowship provides each poet with the time and space to focus on their craft and fulfil their potential with no expectation that they produce a particular work or outcome.

Recognising the power of potential, the Jerwood Compton Poetry Fellowshipโ€™s approach to funding advocates for a change in art funding practice in the UK, providing opportunities outside commercial pressures for artistic growth and new ideas to flourish. The Fellowship provides financial support towards the development of under-supported and diverse artistic practices across the UK, with a focus on the pursuit of artistic experimentation and the space for artists to thrive.

This alternative approach to recognising and rewarding outstanding poets, is now in its third and final edition. Previous recipients are: Raymond Antrobus, Jane Commane and Jackie Hagan (2017-18 Jerwood Compton Poetry Fellows) and Hafsah Aneela Bashir, Anthony Joseph and Yomi แนขode (2019-20 Jerwood Compton Poetry Fellows).

Romalyn Ante, Dzifa Benson, and Jamie Hale illustrate how diverse and exciting poetry has become in the 21st century. Through activism, visual arts, theatre, and drawing from their personal experiences/circumstances, the three poets express their practice through a multitude of ways, opening poetry up to a wide range of audiences. Each poet has produced outstanding work to date and have demonstrated enormous, unselfish generosity towards other poets, giving far more than they have received particularly during the pandemic. They have been selected for the potential they display at this critical point in their individual careers, when the support provided from the Fellowship will make the most difference.

Alongside the freely given grant of ยฃ15,000, the three Fellows will each receive mentoring from the programmeโ€™s manager Dr Nathalie Teitler FRSA and access to experts drawn from the poetry world and beyond. Nathalie has run literature programmes promoting diversity in the UK for over 20 years, founding the first national mentoring and translation programmes for writers living in exile. She is the Director of The Complete Works โ€“ a national development programme that helped to raise the number of Black and Asian poets published by major presses.

Romalyn Ante is an award-winning Filipino-born, Wolverhampton-based poet, translator, editor and essayist. She is co-founding editor of harana poetry, an online magazine for poets writing in English as a second or parallel language, and her accolades include the Poetry London Prize, Manchester Poetry Prize, Society of Author’s Foundation Award, Developing Your Creative Practice, Creative Future Literary Award, amongst others. Apart from being a writer, she also works full-time as a nurse practitioner, specializing in providing different psychotherapeutic treatments.

Dzifa Benson is a multi-disciplinary artist whose work intersects science, art, the body and ritual, which she explores through poetry, prose, theatre-making, performance, essays and criticism. She has performed nationally and internationally for Tate Britain, the Courtauld Institute of Art, BBC Africa Beyond and more, and she abridged the National Youth Theatreโ€™s 2021 production of Othello in collaboration with Olivier award-winning director Miranda Cromwell.

Jamie Hale is a poet, script/screenwriter and essayist based in London, whose work often explores the disabled body, nature, and mortality. Their pamphlet, Shield – about disability, treatment prioritisation, and the COVID-19 pandemic was published in January 2020. Their solo poetry show, NOT DYING, was performed at the Lyric Hammersmith and Barbican Centre in 2019, and the filmed version has screened nationally and internationally since. Jamie is also the founder of CRIPtic Arts, an organisation showcasing and developing work by and for d/Deaf and disabled creatives.

Jon Opie, Deputy Director, Jerwood Arts, said: โ€œThe Jerwood Compton Poetry Fellowships is a special programme, which over the last four years has charted significant changes in the poetry world as begins to embrace the diversity of voices, experience and histories it encompasses. Past Fellows, and now the ones we have announced today, exemplify some of the multitudes of forms and languages that makes poetry an essential part of this countryโ€™s life, inseparable from mainstream media, powerfully articulating lived-experiences and enhancing other art forms. I am hugely looking forward to working with Romalyn, Dzfia and Jamie over the coming year. Their talents are unique, and yet they share a generosity and sense of responsibility towards other poets and their communities. I have no doubt their Fellowships will be profound for them and for others around them.โ€

For the Love of Hendrik de Jongh, Drummer from Batavia

i
In the beginning,
he was my lord
of the 6 weeks.
When !Kaub showed
the dark side of his face
again, I had to slough off
my loverโ€™s name.


ii
You are on the other side of the water.
Here, my forehead touches only air.
I map the radiant places of your body
the seams of my skin brittle and ablaze.


iii
Even when the rise and fall of our ribcages insist
we are still here, I try to live above the flood.
I breathe you in. You breathe me out. The world,
in rain-wind and dilate-sun, leans in to learn
which way to carve the howling sweep of years.


iv
You asked: What parts of you are unknown to me?
I answered: This too muchness of self in its not enoughness.


v
Day empties through us as a Cape sugarbird sparkles thinly
in the shadows.
You let me follow you into your dreams. Vast night looks in,
open-mouthed,
leads us by a nose of buchu into its fluid corners on the //Stars Road.
Our eyes donโ€™t close.
I want to bury the chameleon of this love in a secret place of nerve and sinew
while we wait for the mantis to sing the !Great Hunger to sleep.


vi
If I arrived at your voice again would it fatten
into a new kind of passing time,
pour down my back into this thousand years
hollow of my spine? Your memory breathes
warmth over my skin. My body catches it
like when our astonished spirits
were every crashing leaf on every tree,
when our hallowed hands cupped
soft curving and fingered lean meat.


vii
You never left. We endured. I was still denied.


viii
My I was him.
In order to live
I had to use
the knife
between us.













Lusus Naturae at Bartholomew Fair: Natural-Born, Made and Fake

Ms Harveyโ€™s eyes and hair made people weak at the knees with an uncommon fervour

They say I look like an angel with my hair
the pale straw colour of the silkwormโ€™s thread
my eyes, a shade lighter than Indian pink.
They say Iโ€™m impertinent without being impolite
while maintaining a proper feminine dignity. Yet
the mob at Glasgow Fair was so unaffected by
my beauty, it turned me out of my cosy booth
as it also turned out a showful of wild beasts.


Ms Hipson, the tall Dutchwoman, dreams of dancing with a man tall enough to make her feel delicate

I cannot stand silence so itโ€™s the glee and the din
of the stage for me. I sway among rafters to the patter
of the gaffer, to the gauge of long drum and hurdy-gurdy.
I am a spiritual sister of giraffe-necked women, daughter
of a stilt-walking Titan. Home is sawdust and greasepaint.
Kin is the spit-snarl of the rabble, half-cut with pale ale.


Ms Morgan, the Windsor Fairy, excited in the breasts of dukes sensations of wonder and delight

Itโ€™s a big world and Iโ€™m a little person. Blood can be
flowers or the very last thing you ever see. Even walking
can seem like a uncanny thing when you are a simulacrum
of woman, when something has been left behind. Itโ€™s a strange
tongue, this one my body has to speak. But please, do not
mistake the smallness of my anatomy for the smallness of a life.





Ms Sidonia married twice and retired a wealthy woman

God sent me this beard, I will not take it off!
How else would they notice me? This visage
is a lure, toast of the mob, I am a sight to silence
the baying crowd. I cheated death, I fought
and won. That makes me beautiful. I bow now
to the deities who live in my whiskers.


Ms Hopwood silenced the room when they lifted her out of the womb

They look at me as if this embarrassment of limbs
protruding from my chest is an act of war committed
against them. A wound, God in the shape of a jest,
the flight of chimaeras in hurricanes. My body is surely
not the most hospitable of hosts, cobbled together in taverns
and fairgrounds, in excess of the natural order of things.
They canโ€™t imagine what I choose to believe in this armour.


Ms Vaughn of the piebald skin is also a trick-roper of royal lineage

Your bodies were given to you, not chosen by you.
You take your bodies for granted so you donโ€™t exist
to me. When you thought of a daughter, you never
expected this. Shrivelled apple for a face, my epidermis
a hot to the touch patchwork of failed answers. Myth is
your yawning maw. I am the mooncalf who comes
and goes. After the fifth time my mother marked me
so she would know me again in other lives.


Ms Baartman wears her sense of self tightly, she musnโ€™t let it float free

Here I am ripe and raw, carved root fashioned as woman.
Stone born from the brow of a dark mother whose many limbs
speak in tongues of glinting silver and singeing iron. I hang
like a curtain skirting the stage, my cloth pouring down endlessly.
These watchers, black holes where their hearts should be, would
walk right through me. They see in me the things they would do
to themselves if they were me. Who marked me while I was in the womb?
Who would curse me? I prance up and down these floorboards to keep
from weeping, sing myself away over and over again with the same red song.
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Blog Tour: Last Flight to Stalingrad – Graham Hurley*

Berlin, 1942.

For four years, the men in field grey have helped themselves to country after country across Western Europe.

For Werner Nehmann, a journalist at the Promi โ€“ the Ministry of Propaganda โ€“ this dizzying series of victories has felt like a party without end. But now the Reich’s attention has turned towards the East, and as winter sets in, the mood is turning.

Werner’s boss, Joseph Goebbels, can sense it. A small man with a powerful voice and coal-black eyes, Goebbels has a deep understanding the dark arts of manipulation. His words, his newsreels, have shaken Germany awake, propelling it towards its greater destiny and he won’t let โ€“ he can’t let โ€“ morale falter now. But the Minister of Propaganda is uneasy and in his discomfort has pulled Werner into his close confidence.

And here, amid the power struggle between the Nazi Chieftains, Werner will make his mistake and begin his descent into the hell of Stalingrad…

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Cover Reveal: Living Candles – Teodora Matei


The discovery of a woman close to death in a city basement sends Bucharest police officers Anton Iordan and Sorin Matache on a complex chase through the city as they seek to identify the victim. As they try to track down the would-be murderer, they find a macabre trail of missing women and they realise that this isnโ€™t the first time the killer has struck. Iordan and Matache hit one dead end after another, until they decide theyโ€™ll have to take a chance that could prove deadly.

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Corylus Books

Corylus Book is a new venture aiming to publish fiction translated into English. The people behind the company have very different backgrounds, but what brings us together is a deep appreciation of crime fiction and a strong interest in books from countries that so have been under-represented in English.

It took a while before it turned out that everyoneโ€™s thoughts had been on similar lines โ€“ that we wanted to take a chance on presenting some of the great European crime fiction that wouldnโ€™t normally make its way into English. With a mixture of language, translation and other skills between the four of us, it seemed the logical next step to take.

The first Corylus books are a pair of Romanian crime novellas, Living Candles by Teodora Matei and Zodiac by Anamaria Ionescu.

Thereโ€™s more to come in 2020 โ€“ starting with Romanian novelistโ€™s Bogdan Teodorescuโ€™s Sword, a powerful political thriller that has already been a bestseller in Romania and in its French translation. Sword will be available in May and will be followed later in the year by the first of two books by Icelandic crime writer Sรณlveig Pรกlsdรณttir. The Fox will be available in the second half of this year, followed by Shackles in 2021.

And thereโ€™s more to come, with a novel by Bogdan Hrib set partly in Romania and partly in the north-east of England, a second novel from Teodora Matei, and weโ€™re talking to more exciting writers from across Europe about what we can do together…

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12 Days of Clink Street: One? – Jennifer L. Cahill

It’s London in the mid-noughties before Facebook, iPhones and ubiquitous wifi, and One? follows the highs and lows of a group of twenty-somethings living in leafy SW4.

Zara has just moved to London for her first real job and struggles to find her feet in a big city with no instruction manual.

Penelope works night and day in an investment bank with little or no time for love. At 28 she is positively ancient as far as her mother is concerned and the pressure is on for her to settle down as the big 3-0 is looming.

Charlie spends night and day with his band who are constantly teetering on the verge of greatness.

Richard has relocated to London from his castle in Scotland in search of the one, and Alyx is barely in one place long enough to hold down a relationship let alone think about the future.

 

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With a sigh, Miss Miller adjusted her horn-rimmed spectacles to survey her classroom of five-year-olds. The heat was really getting to her, mixed up with the sporadic hot flashes, it was becoming unbearable. A small bead of perspiration made its way slowly down the middle of her back. Her polyester, pointed collar shirt was growing clammy from the heat. Miss Miller stood up and gazed down at the children who were fidgeting and terribly restless. Her hands were clammy, and suddenly, without warning, she dropped her wooden blackboard duster onto the desk. The loud thud broke the silence, and a little cloud of chalk dust puffed up from where it had landed. The sunshine was streaming in through the windows, and the children watchedโ€ฆ mesmerised, as the chalk dust particles danced on the sunbeam. They were convinced that the fairies were busy at work in their classroom that sunny June afternoon. This was quite enough to unsettle the class of five-year-olds especially so near to going home time. The children started giggling and wriggling around in their seats. Miss Miller gave them a stern look and settled herself behind her desk on the oak rostrum. She decided that it was Alyxโ€™s turn to share his homework with the class. โ€˜Alyx,โ€™ she said, as she peered over her glasses.
Alyx didnโ€™t flinch; he was far, far awayโ€ฆ gazing at the fairies on the sunbeamโ€ฆโ€˜Alyx! Alyx! Wake up! Come along now, we are waitingโ€ฆโ€™ Miss Miller snapped. Alyx nearly jumped out of his little skin! He began to stammer.โ€˜What? Em, ok,โ€™ Alyx stuttered as he struggled to his feet from behind his tiny little desk. โ€˜โ€ฆ when I grow up, I wish I were, no, I wish I would be a Beatle!โ€™ Alyx breathed a small sigh of relief, he was happy that he had remembered the words in English.Miss Miller went puce, as the whole class started laughing. Alyx stood there defiantly. Alyx hated talking in front of the whole class; he was used to speaking French in schoolโ€ฆ.not English! He would only be in this school for a few weeks while his mother was on location for a film in London, he didnโ€™t understand these English people at all! He was constantly in trouble!Miss Miller was livid! All she needed was the most minor disruption to set the class of five-year-olds off, today of all days. It was easily 30C outside and there was no escaping the heat. Miss Miller struggled to regain composure.โ€˜Donโ€™t be silly Alyx, you canโ€™t be a beetle, you are a little boyโ€ฆ why would you want to be an insect?!โ€™ Miss Miller snapped.โ€˜No, Miss, not an insectโ€ฆ I want to be like one of the Beatles!โ€™ Alyx went bright red, and started staring down at his feet, while he shuffled from one tiny little foot to the other.โ€˜The rock group?! Alyx really! Everyone else in the class has prepared their homework, sit down and come and speak to me at the end of class!โ€™ Miss Miller was still puce as she said this, she took a deep breath to regain composure. She had no time for these ungrounded โ€œcelebrityโ€ fantasiesโ€ฆMeanwhile the whole class had erupted into fits of giggles. Alyx slumped back into his tiny little chair, feeling very sorry for himself indeed. Life is tough when you are five and grownups keep trying to break your dreams.Miss Miller looked down at her list again, completely exasperated. Who should she ask next, who would be a โ€œsafe betโ€?โ€˜Next? Who is next?โ€™ Miss Miller spoke sternly to silence the laughing five-year-olds. โ€˜Yes, Penelope?โ€™โ€˜Miss? Miss? May I go next?โ€™ Penelopeโ€™s little hand shot straight up the minute Miss Miller had said โ€˜Next?โ€™ She was dying to tell the teacher her ambition.โ€˜Well, yes dear, if you really want to, I donโ€™t see why notโ€ฆ.โ€™ Miss Miller sighed as she sat back in her chair.Penelope stood up in front of her desk, her little hands clasped tightly behind her back.โ€˜When I grow up, I want to be a beautiful princess, and I want to live in a castleโ€ฆโ€™ Penelope beamed at Miss Miller, waiting for the praise that she was so used to. The teacher usually said things like โ€˜Excellent, Penelopeโ€™ and โ€˜Good girlโ€™ to her. Sadly Penelope did not expect the reaction that was heading her way.With a sigh, Miss Miller adjusted her horn-rimmed spectacles to survey her classroom of five-year-olds. The heat was really getting to her, mixed up with the sporadic hot flashes, it was becoming unbearable. A small bead of perspiration made its way slowly down the middle of her back. Her polyester, pointed collar shirt was growing clammy from the heat. Miss Miller stood up and gazed down at the children who were fidgeting and terribly restless. Her hands were clammy, and suddenly, without warning, she dropped her wooden blackboard duster onto the desk. The loud thud broke the silence, and a little cloud of chalk dust puffed up from where it had landed. The sunshine was streaming in through the windows, and the children watchedโ€ฆ mesmerised, as the chalk dust particles danced on the sunbeam. They were convinced that the fairies were busy at work in their classroom that sunny June afternoon. This was quite enough to unsettle the class of five-year-olds especially so near to going home time. The children started giggling and wriggling around in their seats. Miss Miller gave them a stern look and settled herself behind her desk on the oak rostrum. She decided that it was Alyxโ€™s turn to share his homework with the class. โ€˜Alyx,โ€™ she said, as she peered over her glasses.

Alyx didnโ€™t flinch; he was far, far awayโ€ฆ gazing at the fairies on the sunbeamโ€ฆ

โ€˜Alyx! Alyx! Wake up! Come along now, we are waitingโ€ฆโ€™ Miss Miller snapped. Alyx nearly jumped out of his little skin! He began to stammer.

โ€˜What? Em, ok,โ€™ Alyx stuttered as he struggled to his feet from behind his tiny little desk. โ€˜โ€ฆ when I grow up, I wish I were, no, I wish I would be a Beatle!โ€™ Alyx breathed a small sigh of relief, he was happy that he had remembered the words in English.

Miss Miller went puce, as the whole class started laughing. Alyx stood there defiantly. Alyx hated talking in front of the whole class; he was used to speaking French in schoolโ€ฆ.not English! He would only be in this school for a few weeks while his mother was on location for a film in London, he didnโ€™t understand these English people at all! He was constantly in trouble!

Miss Miller was livid! All she needed was the most minor disruption to set the class of five-year-olds off, today of all days. It was easily 30C outside and there was no escaping the heat. Miss Miller struggled to regain composure.

โ€˜Donโ€™t be silly Alyx, you canโ€™t be a beetle, you are a little boyโ€ฆ why would you want to be an insect?!โ€™ Miss Miller snapped.

โ€˜No, Miss, not an insectโ€ฆ I want to be like one of the Beatles!โ€™ Alyx went bright red, and started staring down at his feet, while he shuffled from one tiny little foot to the other.

โ€˜The rock group?! Alyx really! Everyone else in the class has prepared their homework, sit down and come and speak to me at the end of class!โ€™ Miss Miller was still puce as she said this, she took a deep breath to regain composure. She had no time for these ungrounded โ€œcelebrityโ€ fantasiesโ€ฆ

Meanwhile the whole class had erupted into fits of giggles. Alyx slumped back into his tiny little chair, feeling very sorry for himself indeed. Life is tough when you are five and grownups keep trying to break your dreams.

Miss Miller looked down at her list again, completely exasperated. Who should she ask next, who would be a โ€œsafe betโ€?

โ€˜Next? Who is next?โ€™ Miss Miller spoke sternly to silence the laughing five-year-olds. โ€˜Yes, Penelope?โ€™

โ€˜Miss? Miss? May I go next?โ€™ Penelopeโ€™s little hand shot straight up the minute Miss Miller had said โ€˜Next?โ€™ She was dying to tell the teacher her ambition.

โ€˜Well, yes dear, if you really want to, I donโ€™t see why notโ€ฆ.โ€™ Miss Miller sighed as she sat back in her chair.

Penelope stood up in front of her desk, her little hands clasped tightly behind her back.

โ€˜When I grow up, I want to be a beautiful princess, and I want to live in a castleโ€ฆโ€™ Penelope beamed at Miss Miller, waiting for the praise that she was so used to. The teacher usually said things like โ€˜Excellent, Penelopeโ€™ and โ€˜Good girlโ€™ to her. Sadly Penelope did not expect the reaction that was heading her way.

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Favourite Films for Cold Nights*

โ€œWinter is comingโ€ (in my best Sean Bean voice)

In winter I am even more of a homebody than the rest of the year and thatโ€™s saying something for this little couch dweller.

One of my favourite things to do when the wind is howling and it is inevitably raining, is to cosy up under a snuggly blanket with a supply of Diet Coke and snacks to watch some of my ultimate favourite films, most of which my husband has shockingly not seen. I will admit that these predominantly date back to my late 90s early 00s teen years, but thatโ€™s how a favourite is formed.

Obviously the best way to watch films like these is on a nice big TV screen (or at the cinema) with a bowl of popcorn and other snacks. If youโ€™re thinking of upgrading your TV and making things more cinematic in time for winter, maybe have a look at the Oled Televisions from Panasonic.ย 

1

This is the best Shakespeare adaptation there is, I will brook no argument. It is also most peopleโ€™s introduction to Heath Ledger, who gives an amazing energetic performance. Itโ€™s funny, a bit naughty, silly, passionate and just so entertaining. Itโ€™s also highly quotable. I have fond memories of the first time I watched this, and itโ€™s tied very tightly to my teenage years.

2

Damn the man, save the Empire! A day in the life of an independent record store in a typical middle American town, staffed by teenagers and manager Joe, played by Anthony LaPaglia, who just wants to get through it. Superstar Rex Manning is due in, and Corey (Liv Tyler) is planning to seduce him, Debraโ€™s life is in freefall, Eddie just wants to play records and smoke weed. All of the teen angst is fully on display here. But there are some hilarious scenes, such as when they wrangle a shoplifter, touching moments and a top notch cast. I quote bits of this all the time, and sing the various very 90s soundtrack hits while cleaning my flat

3

I have long classified this as a Christmas film โ€“ it starts on Christmas Eve and covers a year in the lives of a group of friends living in New York Cityโ€™s Alphabet City, dealing with careers, relationships and AIDS. Itโ€™s also a musical. My husband hates it and makes me watch it alone. I have no idea why. I am a Rent Head and try to see it on stage regularly, which is tricky as itโ€™s a bit of a cult hit in the UK and not many places seem willing to stage it. I bloody love it. I will sing along to every song, always cry at the saddest bit and can quote whole chunks of it. Oh, wait, maybe thatโ€™s his problem with it. I also wrote my MA dissertation to the soundtrack, thankfully none of the lyrics made their way onto the page, that would have been deeply confusing. No Day But Today!

4

This is a super cheesy ballet movie โ€“ I think I must have watched it hundreds of times but I couldnโ€™t tell you the names of most of the characters. Thereโ€™s a lot of dancing, Zoe Saldana plays that stereotype โ€˜the sassy black friendโ€™, Peter Gallagher (Sethโ€™s dad in The O.C) plays the grumpy ballet company manager, Amanda Schull plays the heroine whoโ€™s โ€œtoo fatโ€ according to some of the dancers, and a lot of the other characters are played by actual ballet dancers. Thereโ€™s lovely Charlie, who she should fall for and โ€˜Big Noseโ€™ as we called him aged 15, the bad boy of ballet who breaks her heart but also makes her an amazing dancer. The soundtrack is cracking, and the finale is choreographed to Michael Jackson. Itโ€™s a total B movie but it has a special place in my heart.

5

This is my official favourite film ever (Center Stage is my actual favourite) and it is the absolute sum of screwball comedies โ€“ Katherine Hepburn, Cary Grant, a leopard, witty crackling dialogue โ€“ who could ask for more? I donโ€™t really think it has a plot, just lots of snappy talking and craziness involving big cats. I adore it. Plus Katherine Hepburn looks amazing in all her outfits.

6

I was born in the 1980s, so films like this werenโ€™t exactly on my radar when they first appeared. But when I was at uni I watched this classic teen movie and fell in love. The smart writing, the characters, everything about John Hughes movies makes me feel safe and happy. Despite the occasional struggle the characters always resolve everything by the end of the film and the soundtrack is always amazing.

What are some of your favourite movies to curl up on the sofa and watch? Let me know in the comments.

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*This post contains sponsored or paid for content but all words and opinions are my own.

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